Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
