So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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