Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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