Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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