My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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