Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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