girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize