Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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