NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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