at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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