just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
worst night to have a conscience
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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