In the future we'll all be gay
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Randomize