some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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