What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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