Whod you bang
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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