If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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