Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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