I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
