of course. lets lasso hookers.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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