Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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