don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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