I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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