your thong is hanging out like whoa
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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