Me too!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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