the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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