She said her name was "party"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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