is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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