I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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