I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
wow bdsm is so cute
There are leaves in my underwear?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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