hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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