woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
