you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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