Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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