some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Randomize