hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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