Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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