where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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