check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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