you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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