I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Can I color on your dick again?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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