as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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