She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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