Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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