Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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