HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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