I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dear god my vagina.
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