thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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