hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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