You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just want to make out with him forever
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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