Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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