butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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