he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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