They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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