does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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