I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Oh Jesus.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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